Reverse gear

This has been an email that never fizzles out. I received yet another version of it today, and having run out of things to talk about, decided to put it here.

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead, and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then, when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for high school, drink alcohol and party, and are generally very social.
Then, you go to primary school, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby.
Then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions, central heating, and room service on tap.

I rest my case.

-Author Unknown-


(In case of any copyright infringements, please let me know and I shall either take it down or seek permissions from the original author. A similar quote has been attributed to one Robert Benson.)